I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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