I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I accidentally burped into my bong.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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