ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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