So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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