Whod you bang
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I am spending my child support on dildos
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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