Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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