There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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