like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
MIDGETS
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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