how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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