i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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