We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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