hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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