god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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