im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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