You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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