Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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