dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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