Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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