He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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