I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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