let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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