...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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