Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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