worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Randomize