Are we in a gay sports bar?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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