I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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