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Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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