just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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