he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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