love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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