stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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