your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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