question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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