I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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