i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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