What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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