We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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