you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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