Just mADE A PArabola og urine
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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