Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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