whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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