Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
accomplished twins. life is a go
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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