I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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