I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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