spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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