it was like eating out sand paper
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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