I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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