what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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