i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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