So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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